Sexual Harassment

Poked, prodded, and yes even hooked.  That is an accurate description of my cock (sorry, I can't think of a more appropriate word; johnson, sausage, and genitalia just don't seem right) after a day at elementary school.  These kids are relentless and as single-minded as a dog with a hand waving food tauntingly in front of its nose.  They attacked in waves.  Yes, these kids had a battle plan that two slapping hands and waist gymnastics couldn't stop.  I am sad to say that today I lost the battle of young awkward school boy gayness by a sizable margin.  But luckily all parts of me survived, and I live to fight another day.  I am seriously thinking of investing in battle armor aka a cup. Assuming they have my size.  Oh snap! and Zing! on all the Asian men out there.  

Maybe I will spread the rumor that touching other boys' cocks makes yours smaller.  

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I might be on to something here.  

The world shakes

The finacial markets are havin' earthquakes.
The credits dried up
But the average man don't give a fuck

The Fed is taking the bankers to bed.
Free markets they screamed.
But when they mess up they work up a sheen.
Like Charlie, but their rehab is 700 bill

Where's the competition?
Oh, you messed up and got some toxic assets?
You borrowed 33 dollars to 1 when you were havin' fun
You could file for chapter 11,
but there's no time.
Your costing the country a nickel and a dime.
What's the plan.
Who's the man

Authority figure?
Lay down the law.
The bankers are in a bawl.

「We took too many risks and lost our head」
The finacial business is stricken to bed
This shit is mixed up like Britney and K-fed.

If we get this bailout of our head
And into our bed
Nothing could stop us
Not Osama, not Obama, not even yo momma.
Because we have vertical integration
We can stop a whole nation
Don't bemoan us,
This could be our finest opus.

2008.10.03
Owen
Oita, Japan

１０月１日の日本語の日記

先週の日曜日は、犬飼中学校の先生達は犬飼リーバーパークでの第６３回国民体育大会カヌー競技会のスタッフになりましたので、今週の月曜日は休みでした。その日にたくさんしたい事がありましたけれども、台風は来ていましたので、どこも出かけずアパートにいました。少しさびしかったです。誰とも話さなかったし、空は暗かったし、ずっと雨が降っていましたから。こんな場合は元気になる事がちょっと難しいと思います。普通は、音楽を聞いたり、コメデーを見たりします。しかし、月曜日はその代わりに、インターネットで「New York Times」とか「The Times」のサイトを読みました。それは面白くなかったです。そのサイトはアメリカーの経済だけ書いてありました。「ダウ平均が安定していない」とか「株価が急激に下がっています」そんな記事ばっかりでした。それを読んだ後でちょっと落ち込んでしました。今週の月曜日は楽しい日ではありませんでした。次回休みの日はもっと明るいことを望みます。

Photo used under the Creative Commons License.  Orginally appearing on stuckincustoms, which is an utterly amazing and exquiste travel photoblog.

Warmth and Fireflies

It has been raining for the past three days, and it looks like the steady pitter patter of raindrops will continue for at least one more day.  Tropical storm Jangmi is making its presence felt even as it skirts the Chinese coast with Taiwan and its class 3 status behind it.  The above picture brings back the warmth and waning summer breeze of the Stone Buddha Fire Festival I attended in Usuki a month back.  This picture always makes be think of s'mores and camping.  Enjoy and if you have pleasant weather, I hope you are making the best of it.

Sleeping In

Shinjuku, Tokyo

Weary

Shinjuku, Tokyo

Exhausted

日本、東京、新宿

Morning Crossword

Shinjuku, Tokyo